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Order the Fucking Drink
So let’s start a riot. A revolution. An upheaval of uncouth cocktails.
An anarchistic about-face in alcoholic alchemy.
Because life’s too short to drink what you think you should instead of what you want. Men. Get you that fucking Apple Martini because the color makes you happy. Ladies, it’s perfectly acceptable for you to order a Chardonnay then go wipe the floor with some fools at the pool table.
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